Sunday, March 7, 2010


Dear Morbo,

I am a 31 year old man, decent looking, decent job. I haven't had a date in months, and I'm starting to feel really lonely. Do you have any advice?

-Sgt Pepper

Dear Sgt Pepper,

Nothing attracts the ladies like standing on a wall and howling. Seriously, you can't keep them away from you if you do this! A catnip cologne may also help.

Also, adopting a kitty may help with your loneliness. I know my human feels better when I'm curled up with her. Who knows? Maybe pictures of your adorable new housemate may help attract a lady as well!

1 comment:

  1. My feline would like to add that fish always help.