Dear Morbo,
My mother's birthday is coming up, and I want to get her something really special. I haven't been the greatest kid lately, so I want to show her how much I care. What should I do?
-Prodigal
Dear Prodigal,
Nothing says "I'm sorry" like severed bird heads. If you really want to show your love, I also recommend a mouse or a vole. Moms really love dead voles.
About Morbo
Morbo is a 5 year old gray bib tabby living in Austin, Texas.
He lives with his human and her mate. They recently adopted a small mottled calico who they named Jack. We have adventures together.
Morbo is not a licensed professional, he just likes to help.
His human, Red Stapler, transcribes for him. To ask him a question, send an email to redstapler42 at gmail dot com.
He lives with his human and her mate. They recently adopted a small mottled calico who they named Jack. We have adventures together.
Morbo is not a licensed professional, he just likes to help.
His human, Red Stapler, transcribes for him. To ask him a question, send an email to redstapler42 at gmail dot com.
Morbo morbo! Are moles okay? because I really tried hard, and there were no mice, just moles, and a hedgehog. Are those okay too???
ReplyDeleteMatt,
ReplyDeleteAvoid hedgehogs. They are prickly, and may send the wrong message.
Moles are fine, as long as they are small.