Saturday, March 6, 2010


Dear Morbo,

My mother's birthday is coming up, and I want to get her something really special. I haven't been the greatest kid lately, so I want to show her how much I care. What should I do?


Dear Prodigal,

Nothing says "I'm sorry" like severed bird heads. If you really want to show your love, I also recommend a mouse or a vole. Moms really love dead voles.


  1. Morbo morbo! Are moles okay? because I really tried hard, and there were no mice, just moles, and a hedgehog. Are those okay too???

  2. Matt,

    Avoid hedgehogs. They are prickly, and may send the wrong message.

    Moles are fine, as long as they are small.